Sunday, May 06, 2007

Q&A

Questions My Students Asked Me, When Told They Could Ask Anything

What do you think of Indonesia?
How do you buy a gun in America?
Do you like Led Zeppelin?
Will Seung-Hui Cho's body be buried in America or sent back to Korea?
Why is your face so red?
"Sunburn"? What does that mean?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you really drink baby's blood in your church?
What Indonesian foods do you like?
When a woman has an abortion, doesn't she regret it?
Who would win in a fight: American rappers or the Japanese yakuza?

5 comments:

The Dancing Newt said...

Welllll... what did you say?

Your madre who wants to know said...

My question exactly ..

Melyngoch said...

So, who _would_ win in a fight? Inquiring minds, you know.

Petra said...

My answers, condensed and in order:

Indonesia is nice.
I don't know.
No.
I don't know.
Sunburn.
A burn, from the sun.
No.
No!
Rendang. Lontong opor. Nasi ruwet. Ayam goreng. Ayam gudeg. Mie goreng. Bistik ayam. Soto ayam. Mmmmm....
I don't know.
And,
the Japanese yakuza, of course!

Rolfo said...

Is that baby's blood thing a, um, common misconception about the church there? Wait a tic--did we convert Ozzy Osbourne and I missed it?