"On Not Enjoying The Godfather And Refusing To Watch Any of the Sequels"
Excessive machismo plus a complicated plot
Minus women characters or anybody hot
Plus too many gunfights and minus any jokes
Is the wrong formula for us feminine folk.
"Breakfast in Bed"
Good old Coppola one-upped Ichabod Crane,
In a way equestrians declared inhumane.
We await headless riders as a matter of course
But nobody expected that headless horse.