Wednesday, July 22, 2009

In Mother Russia, liftoff has YOU

In my two-month blogging hiatus (oops), I've acquired lots to write about: my trip to Vietnam for research and an exciting run-in with the police; my trip to New Hampshire for my father's 50th birthday "Half Century of Excellence" celebration; and my trip back to Berkeley where I think I've decided once and for all that I hate grad school and don't want to be an academic after all, though that may just be the summer classes speaking.

We'll save all that for later, though; for now, I'd like to present a quick quiz. Is this a picture of:

a. an advertising model for REI's outdoor gear?
b. one of Berkeley's many homeless people?
c. a young actor gunning for a role in an upcoming Grizzly Man/Into the Wild-style nature film?
d. the man I've decided to marry?


I offer a very simple prize for guessing the correct answer: an invite to the wedding, this fall, here in the Bay Area. For those of you who are shocked and appalled that my I-don't-know-what-to-call-him-because-I-hate-the-word-fiancé* has not been mentioned before on this blog, I apologize for nothing! I tend to keep quiet about my romantic life, at least on the internet, since I follow what I've heard referred to as the Soviet space program approach to dating: tell no one until you're sure the launch is successful. Only then can you rub it into the face of the evil capitalist pig-dogs.

(My affianced1 takes this philosophy even more seriously: his parents didn't even know I existed until he called to tell them we were engaged, and likewise with his older sister, who still isn't quite sure this isn't all a giant joke. Way to start me off right with the in-laws, dude.)

Not that I've had to keep silent for too long: I've only known him since the end of January, when we met cute in Sunday School. (Cue chorus: awwwww, how righteous!) A mutual friend introduced us by telling me that my intendeda had voted against Prop 8; this surprised me, because I had previously assumed, based on his Scandinavian-heritage coloring, baby face, and habit of writing in Korean during Institute class, that he was boring, younger than me, and hyper-Mormon. My response to this new information, ever so charmingly, was "Oh, so you're interesting, then? Looks like I'll have to start talking to you."

I did, and he is, and I've been pretty much smitten since the first time we hung out--to watch Monty Python's Flying Circus, which I would say is the perfect geek date except for the fact that our first actual date was to a British-style pub in San Jose to see some friends of his dress up like pirates and sing sea shanties--when, in the short space of a single evening, he vehemently decried patriarchy and then teased me for being incompetent with the TV remote. My betrothed# has lived up to the potential of those first few interactions, never failing to be interesting and never failing to treat me with equal parts respect and mockery. We're an odd pairing in some ways--my spouse-to-be!, in the words of another mutual friend, "is the outdoors," and he's stated, on more than one occasion, that his love for me is conditional, depending on my willingness to take up long-distance backpacking, and you all can probably guess how I feel about that--but in most ways, all the important ways, we work, and it's obvious, and we're happy, and it's obvious. So there you have it, internet: we have liftoff, and so I can finally talk about him on my blog. Phew.

Oh, and in case you're wondering: T-minus two months until the wedding, and I'm serious about those invites.


*I think it has to do with negative memories of giggly 19 year old newly-engaged girls at BYU who couldn't stop saying "my fiancé this" and "my fiancé that." Shoot me if I ever turn into one of them.
1This one is only better if you nasalize the proper vowel and sneer slightly.
aMy intended what?
#Three syllables, please.
!This is getting awkward: now I'm just one of them, but with a better vocabulary. Maybe I should just start referring to him as a fiancé.


Chet said...

Prop 8. Preserving the institution of marriage, one liberal, intellectual couple at a time.

Soren said...

Congrats. There's plenty about marriage for liberal intellectuals to worry about, but when you can take a break from overthinking it, it's really surprisingly enjoyable.

Zillah said...


Amber said...

Congratulations! This is a good choice.
I also had problems with both the F word and the H word, but not nearly as much as I had with the B word. I mainly substituted "sweetie pie" for all of them. It sounded better to me.

Pinto said...

Though it will make me sound like one of THEM...I'm going to say "Hey! He's super cute! Congrats!" and then lurk away.

ReaRiahRoa said...

Wow, you have had an exciting summer indeed! This perhaps explains the decreased blogging. Congratulations!

But what if the correct answer was e) all of the above, now that would be funny ...

Annie said...

yeah i vote 'all of the above' too, ha. as for that word...i tried to just use his name was must less embarrassing. i'm beyond excited for you guys.

Shawna said...

Hannah! The Monsons who used to live hear your in Vienna VA but now live in Chicago offer you the heartiest best wishes at your announcement. Marriage is wonderful!!!

Jen said...

Mazel tov!

Snoop said...

I like how I can be gone all summer and still be caught up on your blog!

Rolfo said...

DUDE! Collective coupled congratulations! Kristy (my once-betroth-ed) and I read this together and were surprised at the eek-type noises created by our collective happiness for you and your homeless yours. Especially since you are somewhat responsible for our former betrothedness. Again I say DUDE! Felicitaciones and all that rot!

Thora said...

Congrats! I'd say something clever, and whatnot, but I'm all fresh out of any intellectual thoughts. So I'll leave it at that.

Amelia said...

Congratulations from a distant cousin! (one of the bickmore kind...) And it is just best to go with fiance. Your other option being betrothed and that just makes me want to gag.

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Diane said...

In Russian:

n (wife's mother) тёща , (husband's mother) свекровь

At least he doesn't have to worry about camping with him mother in law.

padre said...

Happy for you. Look forward to an excellent party.

Melyngoch said...

I'd go with "pookums" and try to overaspirate the /p/ as much as possible.

Th. said...


My parents didn't know about Lady Steed till then either. And her parents didn't know about me for a month and a half later.

After all, when, preengagement, I had bumped into her and her father, he had told her not to marry me. (It hadn't even occurred to us at that point.)

skylark said...

I, too, was going to suggest 'all of the above.' But clearly I was a bit slow on the uptake.

Also, I met someone who knows you. Which gave him instant "oh, so you're interesting then?" points.

Also, I think you should call him your Lieblingsknödel.

Tony said...

All that I really care about is the Futurama reference. Well done.

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