In another--much more interesting--LDS world:
Lorenzo Snow White served with seven very short apostles,
you'd bet your life, if Groucho Marx asked, that three wives are buried in Heber J. Grant's Tomb,
John Taylor Swift "Should've Said No" to his "Love Story" with polygamy,
Brigham Young Frankenstein pronounced it Fronkensteen,
Joseph Smith & Wesson could protect himself from the mob,
Ezra Taft Benson & Hedges had some Word of Wisdom problems,
and Howard W. Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Salt Lake City sold out at Deseret Book.