Saturday, June 11, 2011

All I Really Need to Know I Learned From "Clueless"

  • Old people can be so sweet.
  • Don't date a man who dresses better than you. What would you bring to the relationship?
  • That Polonius guy, not Hamlet, said "To thine own self be true."
  • Sitting with your legs crossed towards someone is an unequivocal sex invite.
  • Street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
  • Don't bother learning to park--everywhere you go has valet.
  • Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
  • It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
  • It does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.
  • 'Tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people.
  • Do a lap before you commit to a location.
  • As if!