While writing a much-overdue letter to Melyngoch, I had to think of something to cover the backs of 14 photocopied pages of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and therefore justify the inclusion of those pages in the envelope. I decided to be a bad friend, and completely evil person--because, hey, that's always fun--and give away the ending. Or, rather, "give away" the "ending." The result proves that I have far too much time, and far too little artistic talent, on my hands.
They're not real spoilers.
Rowling was out of new ideas for Book 7. Please note the death curse.
Haven't you ever noticed that "James Potter is an anagram for "Darth Vader"?
"Yipee ki-yay, mother-lacker" is my new gmail status.
That crossed-out drawing was supposed to be a fist. Oops.
Filler Filler Filler Filler Black-and-White Filler
"Planet of the Capes"! I am
so funny.
At least I used bright colors. Thank you, Crayola.
I think that snake does look fat in that color.
If Tolkien wrote the series and Peter Jackson directed the movie.
The death curse is "Oedipus Complexus."
Note the label on the wand case.
I'm surprised I haven't already been struck down for this one.
They're not real spoilers.
Rowling was out of new ideas for Book 7. Please note the death curse.
Haven't you ever noticed that "James Potter is an anagram for "Darth Vader"?
"Yipee ki-yay, mother-lacker" is my new gmail status.
That crossed-out drawing was supposed to be a fist. Oops.
Filler Filler Filler Filler Black-and-White Filler
"Planet of the Capes"! I am so funny.
At least I used bright colors. Thank you, Crayola.
I think that snake does look fat in that color. 
If Tolkien wrote the series and Peter Jackson directed the movie.
The death curse is "Oedipus Complexus."
Note the label on the wand case.
I'm surprised I haven't already been struck down for this one.
15 comments:
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Ha ha!
I can't believe that Th. got to this before to say how brilliantly, brilliantly, brilliantly brilliant you are.
Seriously. Wow.
BRILLIANT.
Damn... that is a sweet earth!
School really needs to start for you. Very soon.
This is the very best thing I have ever read in my entire life. Including Harry Potter 7.
Now I know what you've been doing instead of answering the 100 Hour Board questions I sent you.
Paige didn't get it.
And me just having finished the old testament...
This was hilarious.
Now if I write her I don't have to try to be funny, because I am already out-done.
Very funny.
yesss.
I have a t-shirt for you:
http://www.threadless.com/product/844/Spoilt
And i concur with everyone above. That was hilarious--artwork included. :)
...though, looking at the shirt, i begin to suspect you own it already.
Awesome!!
I must add to the chorus: you're a comic genius. And if it makes you feel better, your artwork is much MUCH better than mine.
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