- climbed a large hill to look over the Sea of Galilee into Israel, Syria, and Lebanon
- gotten hit on by Ahmed the hot hot mounted policeman
- listened to a bagpipe band play "Amazing Grace" in an ancient Roman theater
- gotten hit on by Ahmed the cute taxi driver
- been stripped naked and scrubbed with olive oil by a fat Turkish woman
- gotten hit on by Ahmed the kindly bookstore owner
- spent evenings on the balcony, enjoying the breeze and watching wedding fireworks over the city
Bravo to Jordan, I say. Is your summer this much fun? I. think. not.